I'm away
2010-10-16 I'm not available right now, but your call IS important to me, and you'll soon be directed to someone who cares about your problems. Press 1 repeatedly if you're obsessive compulsive, ask someone to press 2 if you're co-dependent, if you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, and 5. If you're paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Don't bother leaving a message, just stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you're schizophrenic, listen to the voices. They know what button to press. If you're manic depressive, don't bother. No one will answer. Here comes the beep!"
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