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HÄR FÅR NI NÅGRA UTDRAG AV 100 ways to annoy Voldemort! Enjoy!

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
13. Call him 'The-Man-Who-Let-the-Boy-Live.'
18. When he tries to impress you with his powers, say 'Awwwww, lookit. Voldie's got a twiggle!'
21. Greet him in the mornings with a sarcastic 'My sir, you look particularly menacing today.'
25. Apparate into and out of his room rapidly. Do this non-stop for an hour. *poof* there *poof* gone *poof* there...
29. Get a pair of finger puppets closely resembling himself and Harry Potter. Re-enact all of Harry's victories over him in a spectacularly childish way. Be sure to give them both squeaky voices.
38. If he's having evil-plotter's-block in one of his scheming sessions, 'Wingardium Leviosa' a light bulb to float above his head. Turn it on. Look offended when he gets angry and say you thought you were helping!
43. If you're feeling gutsy, call him Voldie-poo.
46. Eat his pet snake. Offer him some.
47. Endeavour to teach him to steeple his fingers, lean back and say 'Eeeexcellent'.
51. Shower him with confetti and rice, anytime you think he needs to make a 'grand entry.'
57. Should you ever be eating with him - drum tunes with your cutlery, play with your food and blow bubbles in your chocolate milk.
61. Get him to play 'Twister' with you.
75. When he's done something particularly nasty - cross your arms, waggle a finger and say 'Now now, do you really think Salazar would have approved of that?'
82. Cuddle him at random moments.
93. Follow a few paces behind him, spraying everything he touches with a can of disinfectant.
97. Smile and say loudly 'Who loves you, Volders?' at inopportune moments. (Ie: another of his attempted 'evil moments')